Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

Tanner

Future Ted Kaczynski

person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner

by slytherinandravenclawbesties November 20, 2023

Tanner

Tanners are usually ginger trolls who have bald spots the size of softballs with an exessive lust for fat girls.

Bro I can’t believe I saw tanner and that fat girl last night.

by lowkeylshb November 21, 2023

Tender dick

Overly mad/sad ‘bout a bitch.

This tender dick ass nigga just put a hole in the wall cause of sum his ho said.

by bihyousick November 22, 2023

Tender

The touch of someone you love too much
The day the demons go away
The ghost i love the most
My heart

tender is the touch of someone you love too much

by bananabab December 10, 2023

Tannercell

Tannercell is a noun that means 'an inventive/creative but annoying person.'

Ugh, you're such a tannercell! Always yapping about your engineering projects!

by Tannercell December 14, 2023

taner Arroyo

The most loving and thoughtful partner a girl could ask for. He takes care of the people he loves and is always able to lift you up when you’re feeling down. He’s the smartest guy you’ll ever meet, though he doesn’t believe so. Taner is tall, very handsome and good at almost every sport. He’s not afraid to try new things and usually succeeds at anything he sets his mind too. He’s the most supportive partner, and the best person you’ll ever have in bed. He’s truly one of a kind. The kind of guy you’ll want to marry.

Taner arroyo is the best friend I’ve ever had!

by Willard December 16, 2023