turkey knuckle

One who knuckles the turkey

"Hey tell that guy to stop that turkey knuckle stuff, it aggitates the turkeys!"

by sandra and john November 8, 2007

Turkey Basted

When one or several members who are under the influence of alcohol during the of which we give thanks (Thanksgiving) and and require sustenance (have the munchies). The proceed to eat all of the turkey by puréeing it then ingesting via turkey baster.

Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.

by Real Music Represent December 18, 2012

turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.

"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."

by poly4 August 30, 2013

cold turkey

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005

Jive Turkey

someone who talks trash or junk

Ed: Hey sweetie how you feelin'?
Lady: Fine
Ed: Fine lookin'? or Feelin'?
Lady: Both

by Eddie June 30, 2003

Turkey Sandwich

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

by Bizzlejuice November 3, 2008

penis turkey

the excess skin between the base of your shaft and your sack.

Penis turkey: Gobble gobble

by ggcuhgul January 21, 2010