Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)

You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3

by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025

Keeping The Demons Out

The act of wearing a butt plug

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”

by catsharks September 2, 2023

Daniel The Fox Demon

Literally the perfect name for a big brother. This guy is always there to provide advice, love, and the feeling of safety. His warm presence will tell your anxieties to fuck off no matter what, and his blazing determination will burn anyone who decided it's a good idea to fuck with you. Daniel is a kind, amazing, and absolutely talented human being and thus should be given the love he deserves. If you have a Daniel in your life, don't be stupid and make sure you tell him how much you love him, the guy deserves it. He might have gone through some shit, some worse than others, but he is still here and standing strong. He deserves to be respected.

"Hey have you heard of Daniel the fox demon?"
"Oh you mean the guy who just won the best big bro trophy?"
"Yes, that's him! Isn't he cool?!"
"Absolutely! I wish i was like him!"

by Ev was here January 1, 2021

Demon

A large or small object from hell

The demon killed everyone in the house.

by Ur BAN Tiger🐯 June 28, 2016

Demon King Ass

When a person smells soooo.... bad to the point were it could be deadly, potentially killing you.

Civilian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Civilian 2: Idk but you should try smelling him or sum
Bob: Yea I agree try smelling Him
Civilian 1: *sniff* I smell Ass!
Everyone: ASS!?!
Civilian: DEMON KING ASS!
Everyone: DEMON KING ASS!?!

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory April 28, 2025

Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.

"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.

by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025

The Demon Of Babylon

Often used to comedically refer to someone or something that was deceiving you in some way.

"Oh I think I forgot to grab cheese at the store" "You are a deceiver. The Demon Of Babylon. The cheese was within the car this entire time you fool."

by MoldingCroutons December 13, 2024