Summer

Term interchangeable with "stoner." Originates from the T9 function on cell phones, as stoner unfortunately shares the same keypad combination as summer.

"What a bitch! I heard she was a summer."
"If that guy doesn't stop being a summer, he is going to end up in a ditch!"
"Goddamn T9, always making me type summer instead of stoner."

by Thatonedudewhomadeadefinition January 23, 2010

summer

a cool person, usually a girl. she likes to wear ribbons in her hair (usually blue) shes calm but hyper and has a wondrful personality. she likes to name her animals jazzy. shes an awesome dude 300 for sure

"wow summer has a dog name jazzy! better than indigo..!!"

by shiznitOHYES!:{D December 28, 2011

Indian Summer

To spoon creamed corn into a woman's vagina, one kernel at a time.

"I saw some cream corn coming from that girls panties! Must have been an Indian Summer!"

by CraneBass January 26, 2010

summer teeth

Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there.

Howard Stern: She has summer teeth.
Guy: Whats that?
Howard Stern: Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there
*All laugh*

by Plead The Fifth January 17, 2005

summer socks

what you get when you wear the same length socks all the time in the sun.

Man, all Rickys socks are the same and now his summer socks look like when i jizzed in mike clarks eye

by Colin G-Wood September 2, 2006

Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Summer teeth

When someone has teeth that are in desperate need of braces.

“Look at that guy, he has summer teeth.”
“What the heck are summer teeth?”
“You know, some are here – some are there.”

by Anj L May 16, 2007