steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.

by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006

detroit steamer

When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.

I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.

by M-Dogg82 November 25, 2006

Boston Steamer

To put saran wrap over one's mouth and shit on it to release a "steamy" scent into the indiviual's mouth.

We an excess of saran wrap in our house, so we pulled a boston steamer on jonny's drunk ass.

by Elliot November 9, 2003

Middle Eastern Steamer

When a person of middle eastern descent farts under the covers in bed then pulls the covers over their partners face to breath in and enjoy the aroma.

Sima secretly let out a Middle Eastern Steamer in bed unbeknownst to her husband then fluffed up the cover over his head to gag him with her aroma....

by Dadda February 14, 2008

Strafe

A little man endowed with tiny sexual equipment. He spends his days and nights in his mother's basement looking for unshielded keeps so he can repetitively scout them, phone in one hand, small equipment in the other only taking breaks to fondle said equipment when a mating scene comes on on animal planet.

Even though his sister is of the opinion that their dad is a better shag, it does not deter him from creeping into her room (like the rapey little shit he is) at night after his mom has finished breastfeeding him.

Currently His friends are all imaginary since the police have sent out a warning to all the known sex offenders to be aware of him as he tends to catch feelings and stalk them the way he scouts keeps.
“Being a Strafe is not something you become. It’s something you’re born with. It seems to be a genetic disorder, as his mom Jaqcues suffers from the same ilness. In this moment, there’s no cure for being a Strafe.”

You so irritating. You a real strafe asshat

by Muttslut August 9, 2019

San Marcos Steamer

San Marcos Steamer
1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.

Chad: dude..just take a dump..and when he is drying his clothes...go put the turd in the dryer lmfao

Josh: we call that a san marcos steamer
Source: Chad P., San Marcos, TX

by Chad P. March 21, 2008

Transylvania Steamer

When a girl is sucking the dick and she punctures the main vein with her incisor and drains blood out out of the dickie and drinks the cockblood.

Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.

by DJ Smith January 18, 2005