storming the castle

putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.

I was storming the castle last night with Jen.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007

Lower Stomach Boobs (LSBs)

The boobs produced by eating enormous amounts of food ie. being a fat-ass. They hang off of your lower stomach and are often hairy and or covered in butter.

1. Yo, dawg I pimped your body and put boobs on your stomach. Enjoy the Lower Stomach Boobs (LSBs).

2. My girls freaking freaky she just let me fuck her LSBs.

3. They just lipoed that butter covered wenches LSBssss dog. shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

by BamboobMan October 26, 2010

Storming

stor-min'   stohr-min (Storming)
adjective
for a member of the opposite sex or indeed the same sex, depending on sexual orientation providing pleasure or delight, especially in appearance or manner; arousing, attractive, sexually exciting to look at.

Synonyms:
Fit, Hot, Attractive, Peng, Sexy, Totty, bang-tidy
Antonyms:
Ugly, Grim, Cringeworthy, Gruesome, Unattractive

"She is f**king storming"

Relative terms:
1. Stormy - stohr-me

adjective
"That Kirstie is looking so stormy today"

2. Stormer stohr-muh
noun
"Oh, Emma? Proper Stormer."

3. Storm
Possessive Noun
"She's packing a fuck load of storm tonight"

by ColonolStormseeker November 7, 2011

The Stomach Flu

A form of influenza that results from catching a virus and the inflammation of the stomach and intestines, also known as gastroenteritis, and usually lasting from 1-10 days. Common symptoms are vomiting, diarrhea, fever, lack of energy, and nausea. Unfortunately, the stomach flu often leads to a series of weaker stomach illnesses and diarrhea that can last for another two to three weeks, but vomiting doesn't always occur during these "aftershocks".
Even though there are no cures or vaccinations available for this, there are still home remedies, however. These include clear, carbonated beverages including Sprite, Sierra Mist, and 7-Up. In addition, there are foods that are easy on the stomach such as crackers, chicken noodle soup, white rice, bananas, and turkey. One of the best things that can also treat it is getting lots of sleep.

On August 30, 2005, the day after the poor folks in New Orleans got struck by Hurricane Katrina, I came down with the stomach flu, and it took me three more weeks after that to fully recover.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 1, 2003

stoma

The surgically-fashioned orifice in the trachea that is commonly a result of heavy smoking. It is also another fuckhole for freaky sluts.

"Hey I brought this nasty bitch back from the bar who wants us to tag team her... shotgun stoma!"

by Geoffarby March 22, 2008

sporm

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun

I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005