dropping the spoon 

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

dropping the spoon by STDOverload May 13, 2018

Golden Hammock Spoon 

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

Golden Hammock Spoon by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Hole in my spoon 

A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.

The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.

Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia

"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.

Hole in my spoon by Bmxlife June 13, 2018

Dicked the spoon 

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

Dicked the spoon by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

Have your spoon on you 

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

Have your spoon on you by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

Wet Poon Spoon 

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

Wet Poon Spoon by Srosro December 15, 2018

Slap the spoon 

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

Slap the spoon by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019