Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Finger Stinger

The act of revenge in which a person scratches the inside of the vagina of anus whilst fingering

Ayy bro, what did you do when you found out she cheated?

I gave her a mean finger stinger brah

by Gillettine September 12, 2018

salad spinner

A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.

I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."

by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021

Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.

Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!

by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

Shit Spinner

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022

Rocky Mountain Slinger

After you have taken many drags of marijuana, your take your own shit and throw it at someone.

I'm going to Rocky Mountain Slinger you!

by Laxninja August 1, 2009

the blue stinger

"The 'Blue Stinger' is when you're watching a really good porn and you're jerking off, and you're just about to cum when somebody and punches you in the face." - Short Bus

boy's about to get "the blue stinger" and he doesn't even know it... poor fool.

by Spamwize the manatee July 11, 2010