Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.

OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john

by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008

Spidergirl

Similar to "Spiderman".

Following an internal moneyshot, the female recipient stands up and as the semen runs out of the vagina the woman kicks one leg out to the side so that the semen is flung out onto the floor and yells "spidergirl". This motion closely resembles the motion of a person atttempting to shake a fart out of their pant leg

by The Doomsday Machine June 13, 2006

Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.

Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."

by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009

spider nose

When you extricate a long, dry, multi-directional strand of snot from your nostril resembling a spider web. Often due to arid conditions or proximity to a great deal of dirt or clay (like on a baseball diamond).

Dude... I got spider nose something fierce... I think the web I just pulled out reached all the way back to my brain.

by Jehu the damaga January 3, 2009

Spiderclaw

When a man withdraws at the moment of no return only to spray his man juice all over his hand. The action of flicking his muck over the young ladies back resembles spidermans web shooting technique and the shape of the hand looks like a claw, a combination of both leads to Spiderclaw.

I blew me muck all over me hand so I Spiderclawed her back. The bitch loved it

by Billy No Mates1 April 25, 2008

Spider-Ben

To use index and pinky as shocks to finger the female with middle and index finger.

Hey nigga whats happening, nothing just got done spider-bening a hoe.

by Spiderben October 17, 2008

spider

a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.

"Ahhh! a spider what a horrible beast!" *sets house on fire*

by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014