Get the sailing mug.A jolly good old time where heterosexual men take a bubble bath together wearing paper sailor hats. Playing with rubby duckies, squirt guns, boats and action figures are not necessary, but highly encouraged.
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An entertainment media school like no other. A giant stepping stone for those dedicated to it. A money pit for losers who think everything should be handed to them.
by jstarr1983 January 28, 2012
Get the Full Sail University mug.Formerly known as "Full Sail Real World Education", Full Sail is another for-profit diploma mill. Usually, Full Sail guarantees its students an automatic way into the entertainment industry if they can shell out $50,000 a year. Unfortunately, no one takes Full Sail graduates seriously, in fact most people don't even consider it a real school.
I went to Full Sail University and all I got was a crummy piece of paper (receipt) that won't get me hired anywhere.
by ConservatismSucks November 21, 2009
Get the Full Sail University mug.The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.
Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.
by navidad May 13, 2014
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by Daddyion April 7, 2020
Get the Snailbate mug.A sexual move whereby the woman licks the mans shaft two times, up and down, then proceeds to vigorously motorboat the mans balls.
"Yo that chick is nasty. She gave me a sailor mans port while i was on the toilet before i flushed."
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