Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011

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shatequate

When something is intended to be done poorly, and is accomplished perfectly.

I made a shatequate chair for my step-mom to tilt forward just enough to see some cleavage; I did a shatequate job raking so I wouldn't have to do it next time.

by aguynotinuse April 26, 2011

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satere

an upbeat term used to show happiness

after winning a sports match... "SATERE!!"
or... "I'm feeling very satere today." :D

by janim ikcin August 23, 2011

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Salted down

To be killed in a gun fight etc.

He got salted down.

by Judge dredd7 December 28, 2011

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Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012

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