Goblin shark

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well

Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro

by Naillingtamra May 21, 2018

hall shark

a paper mache shark that terrorizes the freshmen of high school

oh and it has a fricken laser beam on its head

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm freshmen," said the hall shark.

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

Tiger Shark

1. The animal in the ocean.
2. A person with "stripes" aka stretch marks that smells like fish.

"Man you a tiger shark, because you stripes and you smell fish."

by Rankless Warrior September 1, 2009

shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK

Shark week this week. Crap :(

by iamsomerhalder October 23, 2010

Mud Shark

A turd...

That mud shark really left its mark on the way down... my mom made me clean it up with the brush!

by teawhy701 December 1, 2010

shark porn

chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries

I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.

by o'possum March 28, 2009

Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.

Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

by Richard Sherpa April 13, 2011