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the bite and slide

A technique to get the meat off the stick. Inspired by the kebab.
Hey babe, do you wanna try the bite and slide tonight?
by weshouldallbefeminists June 27, 2019
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The Sliding X Position

The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"

"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"

"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Talluscan water slide

When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants
Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide
by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023
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slide

To hit someone so hard that they seem so "slide" across the floor after being hit
This nigga talkin' mad shit! I'm about to slide his ass!
by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021
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alaskan slip n slide

Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy
Yo I just gave this girl the best Alaskan slip n slide yesterday.
by Transamjoe April 28, 2014
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slide

to get so wet from sex that both your bodies slide and grind in ways that wouldn't be possible without a slip n slide.
Damn, we kept grinding until there was so much sweat it turned into a slip n slide...
by SlipNSlideGlide January 11, 2021
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