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Shart Shaming

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.
by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022
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Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.
Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart
by Used tampon February 2, 2022
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Shart

conjunctive of shit fart

an expulsion of air containing fecal
i just sh’arted”
“oh is that a conjunctive of shit farted?”
“bro i just sharted. i shit my self.”
by loubey and liv February 9, 2022
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Shart

Shit and fart combined into one. In most sharting incidents, the sharter thinks they're going to only get a fart, but their butthole threw some poop in the mix without their permission.
Oh man, I thought it was just a fart, but it was a shart. See ya.
by Shitfart69 February 11, 2022
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Shants

A pair of pants that are full of faeces following a nasty trouser accident.

Portmanteau Shit and Pants.
Will you please pick your fucking Shants up off the bathroom floor
by Walter Walcock February 20, 2022
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Shart

Shart is when you fart but instead of gass comming out its poop
Molly: mom do you smell that!??
Molly mom: i sharted :(
Molly: EWWWW TMI THAYS GROSS
by The_weird_one =_= February 21, 2022
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Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
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