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wuhan shake 

Fear of shaking hands causing people to creatively touch other body parts. Touching elbows or tapping feet rather than shaking hands.
Rather than shaking hands, Jose and Kareem did the Wuhan Shake by tapping feet.
wuhan shake by B W O March 10, 2020

BROTEIN SHAKE 

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.
"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"
BROTEIN SHAKE by Scrotum Slayer August 22, 2020

mega choc shake 

A Chocolate milk beverage that is soley produced by wendy's™ . Some argue that it can be drunk via a straw while others argue and say that it is eatened by a spoon, currently wendys™ supply both a spoon and a straw. Wendys officials say that the original concept for the mega choc shake™ is to be drank using a round plastic straw.
"Would you like some of my mega choc shake™ with the supplied straw?"
mega choc shake by Wendy's CEO June 11, 2006

Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.
Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!

shakespeare

To "shake one's spear".
It is against catholic church rules to do a shakespeare.

Hootenanny Shakedown 

A good old fashioned party
See Hip-hop Knees Up