Ryan

A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.

"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

ryan tran

hot sexy guy with big ballsack

ryan tran big boy

by Beeeeefreind February 1, 2018

Ryan Ogden

Stingy, greedy or anything along those lines. Most commonly used while playing videogames when someone keeps playing after their time is up or takes the controller while you're playing and wont give it back.

I Ryan Ogden that bitch.

by Chanukah Zombie January 14, 2008

Ryan

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)

I love Ryan.

by Gordyyy June 13, 2009

Ryan

Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.

I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.

by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010

Hawaiian Ryan

When having sex with a girl, you lay on top of her, thrusting your pelvis and pretending like you're paddling a surfboard out to a choice wave. Then you blow your load in her, stuff a pineapple in to her vagina, then jump on top of her making the pineapple and cum shoot out (no need for pull and pray). As your are standing on her, make the Shaka, moving it back and forth, then in the voice of the surfer dude from Spongebob you exclaim, "I MADE HER EXPERIENCE HIGH TIDE"

I didn't want to use a condom, so I used the Hawaiian Ryan instead of the pull and pray which is so old school

by RogueElement811 October 10, 2012

Ryan Shiels

Commonly known as a person who's hair defies gravity

Hey, look over there, its a Ryan Shiels

by Darth Sylar November 29, 2009