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Ja Rule Hater

One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).
Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003
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Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.
Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!
by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010
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Rule 1

"Do not act incautiously when confronting little bald wrinkly smiling men."

A line from Terry Pratchet's novel, the Thief of Time, spoken by Lu Tze the sweeper.
by Tim the Creator October 31, 2012
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20/80 rule

The rule guys refer to when they think about cheating on their wives/girlfriends.

Their wife/girlfriend is the 80%: she cooks, cleans, gives him all her loving, and has decent sex. But it's never 100%.

The girl he wants to cheat on her with is the 20%: she's very pretty, has a great body, and is perfect at sex. However, she's a slob/druggie/junky/alchy.

(Seen in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?")
Bill: "I don't know, man. My wife's just not cutting it in the sex department, ya know?"
Joe: "20/80 rule, dude... think about it..."
by PatrickStarFish July 16, 2010
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Ja Rule

Rapper who thinks he can screw with Eminem and gunit, there by dragging in d12
R.U.L.E aka S.H.I.T

Ja Rule had his name leaglly changed to Ja Shit!
by Da Rapper Core December 27, 2004
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three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.
Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.
by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006
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Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.
*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?
by Immortal-Jake August 14, 2007
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