data rape

Using a persons data without consent.. aka fucking them over by misusing their personal data in a way that was not consensual. Often accomplished with droofies (see droofies).

You: "WTF Facebook!?!"

Friend: "What ?"

You: "All I remember is last night I went to bed and no one could see my personal info on my facebook profile, and then this morning I woke and everyone could see my birthdate, social security number, credit card info .. AND my asshole hurts."

Friend: "Dude.. you must have been data raped by Facebook. I bet they slipped you a droofie."

by justlikealltherest July 24, 2011

Name Rape

The act of someone guessing the pronunciation of other's names wrong on a consistent basis. This action happens on a defenseless and unwanted level, giving the victim a feeling of being raped.

No matter how common the name is, the Name Rapist will always completely butcher the attempt at pronouncing a name. The victim may spend large amounts of time pondering how someone could possibly fail so badly.

Victims may be Name Raped multiple times by the same Name Rapist. Name rapists will usually strike again and again until a victim has spoken up about previous incidents.

Sometimes a Name Rape is followed by a quick aside, showing even more ignorance.

The following is an example of a college professor engaging in Name Rape during the first class of the semester:

Prof.-"Deeemon Smith? That's odd.."
Demond-"Demoond!"
Prof."I was gonna say....."

Prof.-"Katey Willshit? *looks around*"
Prof.-"Katey?"
Katey-"Whilleshet"
Prof.-"Ahh"

Prof-"Shakira Montorossa?"
Shakara-"Shakaaaar(rolls R)aa Monterosa!"
Prof.-"Sorry Shakira."

by Hayden5757 September 9, 2011

Conversation Rape

When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.

I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.

I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.

by The Frog Keeper November 24, 2013

Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.

Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

by Crreeddss November 3, 2008

Self-Induced Rape

The act of masturbating one’s self when flaccid.

Person 1: Who do you think raped that guy?
Person 2: It was self-induced rape.
Dun! Dun!

by TylerStone696969 August 29, 2019

Jail bait rape

When a girl who's under age of lies about her age, put on make up, getting an fake ID, being an underage stripper or prostitute without telling the John etc.

She lied about her age on an dating app;
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old

by EmJayee September 24, 2020

Bottom-Rape

The act of one man forcing another to anally penetrate him. Bottom-raping distinguishes itself from ass-raping through its etymology: the partner who is penetrated in gay sex is referred to as 'the bottom'; therefore, having another penetrate you against their own volition is a separate, yet equally terrifying, form of rape.

Jeff doesn't care that the guy he wants to hook up with is straight, so Jeff plans to get him drunk and bottom-rape him.

by ryaninthecouv June 21, 2006