paper towel hipster

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!

by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020

Paperbond Spirit

When one person thinks he can become good friends with someone if they start rollin’ Jay together.

Girl1 to Girl2: I think I gotta paperbond spirit for that dude.

by Rhayzor March 30, 2020

Paper

Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times

Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

PaperKirby

A little cutie that deserves all the love in the world!

Hey is that PaperKirby?

Yeah let’s hug that little guy!

by Doorhandle52 March 23, 2021

Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

paperboy

A literature student who is responsible to submit lots of written assignments. The word is unisex but "papergirl" is also a possible variation.

You don’t want to date a paperboy, their fingers are only able to type down.

by morfiz May 1, 2021

Paperwhite Kindle

A Kindle with an experimental, horrible browser that can at least submit definitions like this one.
Exactly this one.

This definition was submitted using a Paperwhite Kindle.

by yeltsA kciR May 30, 2021