personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.

I got a personality boner for her.

by Chowmein October 31, 2013

personality sex

Personality sex is non physical fornication in which two people share incredible conversations and deep feelings but none of it is physical attraction.

Man that chick was cool. I totally had personality sex with her. I wish she was actually hot :(

by van der kak February 13, 2014

Persian bath

When a group of Persian women/men lick you clean like cats.

After a long hard day I like to treat myself to a Persian bath.

by General Dismay July 23, 2015

Persian Pass

When you're in a bar or crowded place trying to squeeze through you've probably gently tapped someone in the small of their back to signal you're trying to get through. A Persian Pass is when your hand lingers a little longer and a little more sexually than usual.

E.g. 1 Manfredo was arrested on three counts of sexual assault after women claimed he sexually harassed them on a night out. Manfredo's lawyers argued it wasn't sexual assault but a Persian Pass and the judge - a dead set bro - let him off.

E.g. 2 Sally to her friend Mandy "Omg that tall hunky guy just totally gave me a Persian Pass on his way to the bar. I think I need a bucket."

by capital una August 25, 2015

perspectual

Of or pertaining to someones own perspective in the abstract sense existing along side the factual reality

Joe only sees the world from his own perspective, some might say he lives in a perspectual reality

by brainfreek December 1, 2015

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017