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Parker

I was going to sit down when he parkered me.

Dude, don't parker me I was sitting there.
by Martin11111111 March 5, 2010
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Parkerism

The political idealogy where your opinion is "fuck them" "fuck em" "fuck the other side we run shit"

Commonly appears in high schools across America
We have a football game today, well its time for some Parkerism, "fuck em we Run shit and we are gonna win"
by K-breezyyyy April 20, 2010
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When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.
by poonpatch June 25, 2009
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peckerneck

To bother someone while they are intoxicated or passed out, and you are too intoxicated to teabag or antique them, because you'd have to remember where the flour is for the former, or be able to operate your fly for the latter. Mostly consists of poking and pinching, but can be misconstrued by others as sexual or homosexual behavior.
"Dave's not a fag, but when he gets drunk, he'll start peckerneckin' with ya, so watch out."

"I was gonna antique his wimp-ass, but I was too stoned to find the flour, so I just peckernecked with him till he got off the couch."
by danw December 22, 2003
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Parker

Something that is a dick move, or something completely idiotic
"Wow, that was such a parker."

"HEY PARKER, QUIT BEING SUCH A PARKER"
by Kyuubiman January 13, 2009
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Parker

A fucking douche bag that takes advantage of every person he sees that thinks he is cool
-creep
-loser
Guy: Hey wanna fuck?
Girl: Get away from me creep, you're such a Parker!
by Dr.Anomynous February 23, 2010
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Pecker Checker

What you call a Guy who you trick into looking at your junk.
hey look dude i got a new phone, reach to pocket, other guy looks down, then you say: ay pecker checker stop lookin at my junk!!
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