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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Scrotolomy Partinimus

The ball sack found on males world wide that houses the 2 semen production factories called testicals , the most valued things on the planet.
Jane: I love it when Gavens Scrotolomy Partinimus smashes into my arse when he pile drives me during sex.

Jill: ohh so do I.
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Additional parking

Where you have a couple of dab pens and when they are on their last legs, you can transfer all of the other pens liquid into one pen which mixes all different strains.
“Bro, how many dead penjamins do you have? “
“A couple meaning that i can do some additional parking on the empty penj”
“ fr? we are not gonna be sober for the next 3 days.”
by BROPUTKBOXINGSJSJDM April 29, 2024
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sic parvis magna

Latin. No direct translation to English. Only intellectual gamers can comprehend this concept. It's when you're gaming and you reach a state of pure bliss. it's simple as that. But you wouldn't understand.
After 50 hours of elden ring without moving I finally sic parvis magna
by latingamergenius July 27, 2024
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Mason Parkinson

A funny sonic news youtuber who is funny asf and always yells "SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE SONIC" at the end of his videos.
Person 1: Yo watch mason parkinson he's funny
Person 2: ok
by Mason Parkinson #1 fan December 18, 2024
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road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.
"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"
by smegmatary June 22, 2025
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