Definitions by smegmatary

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.

"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"

road paving by smegmatary June 22, 2025

chinna 

not to be confused with china
a slang term for chins

ayyy my chinna whats up
nigga

chinna by smegmatary June 18, 2025

chin 

a member of TTC (the three chins) usually smells of shit and is loud

hey chin !
MY CHINNA!

chin by smegmatary June 18, 2025

chinky

squintmaxxed korean guy with massive thighs and a fart fetish

you know chinky?
yeah i did a cum tribute to his thighs

chinky by smegmatary June 18, 2025

stinky 

large boned hispanic guy who exclusively listens to 60s-80s rock music

he also has a bbw fetish

hey you know stinky?
no

stinky by smegmatary June 18, 2025

pinky 

that loud pink haired homosexual who plays lacrosse

you know pinky ?
yuh fuck dat nigga pinky

pinky by smegmatary June 18, 2025

the three chins 

the most legendary and honorable group to be present in california

did you see those guys that smelt like shit ?
yeah thats the three chins.

the three chins by smegmatary June 18, 2025