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cherry picking

\ˈcher-ē ˈpikiŋ\

n. the act of sodomizing a partner who has inadvertently swallowed the pit(s) of a cherry(ies), and has thus grown a small cherry tree in the lining of their stomach and begun ejecting cherries through their colon

not to be confused with "suppressing evidence"
Bro, my girl says she's on the rag but I know she swallowed some pits yesterday. Guess I'll be cherry picking tonight!
by Babylegs486 June 30, 2011
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Easy Pickings

A douchebag phrase used by Smurfs in League of Legends to tilt their opponent.
*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: Such a dumb champion zzzzz

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn: You are a pathetic piece of sht, nice fking job playing an op champion you stupd scrub azzhat

30 seconds later...

*An enemy has been slain*
Rengar: Easy Pickings
(Dead) Caitlyn has left the game.
by PhenoDC January 29, 2019
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parking lot pimpin

These guys don't know what they are talkin' boutParking lot pimpin is when you pick up chicks in a parking lot on foot, bicycle, skateboard, and ride off in their car.
Hey, I got an idea lets go parking lot pimpin
by Burzerk June 11, 2006
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Parking a custard

being sick in a defined place. Either at the side of the road, or a toilet, sink etc.
"Dude where is Bill?" "he didnt feel well, hes in the toilet parking a custard!"
by Tattoo'd Ed August 28, 2009
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Packin Swag

The act of ensuring one creates an appearance or aura that shines a positive light on one's personality, self-confidence, etc.
by Noeeeeeeeelle August 14, 2011
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Parking Lot Patty

PLP is can go for any guy or girl that frequents truck stops and bar parking lots for anonymous sex, but generally it is giving oral to another male and then getting kicked to the curb. Generally, PLP's are regulars at these places, and everyone knows what the are up to.
There goes Patty and that bitch is on the prowl. Hope I locked my car. I do not want to have any surprises in wait.

Poor Parking Lot Patty, hope I am never that pathetic.

Where is PLP, I need to bust one out.
by Nozzle Le Douche' October 4, 2012
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Picking Locks

1. To try and get past the friend zone.
2. To try and get into someone's pants.
I saw Sully Picking Locks at school today; I think he is about to snap Sullina's lock.
by Sully Sucks June 5, 2017
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