by -Kel June 18, 2007
Get the plantern mug.1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.
Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.
Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.
1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.
2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.
2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.
by Wobo King June 15, 2009
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1: one that takes care of oneself and is looking top notch and damn fine!
2: a guy who always has the right words to say and the right things to do. someone smooth (playa)
(pantene originating from pantene pro-v)<<its made to make ur hair look good, smooth and sleek.
2: a guy who always has the right words to say and the right things to do. someone smooth (playa)
(pantene originating from pantene pro-v)<<its made to make ur hair look good, smooth and sleek.
1: Rosie, you see that guy over there with the cornrows and the baggy pants? I want to know his name-this guy is pantene!
2: dont listen to everything this man says, cuz that playa is pantene
2: dont listen to everything this man says, cuz that playa is pantene
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Get the pantesticles mug.Awfully overrated Nu-Metal/Groove Metal band from Texas. Started as a tolerable, if not likeable glam band, but then in the Nineties changed the style to ride out on the success of thrash metal by playing semi-intense "metal" riffs. Guitarist Dimebag Darrell, formerly known as Diamond, is ridiculously overrated and only plays generic bluesy pseudo-metal riffs over Vinnie Paul's overproduced drums. Phil "Anal Slam-o" Anselmo's vocals are the most horrid heaps of garbage to ever come from human vocal cords. Inspired the likes of Lamb of God and countless others.
Kid who hangs out at the mall: R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell! Pantera's the best band ever.
Person with musical knowledge: Get outta my face you piece of shit.
Person with musical knowledge: Get outta my face you piece of shit.
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