painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it

That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.

by Stu 763 November 19, 2023

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024

lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

paint thinner

what morons stick their nose inside

dude 1-bill just hallucinated a cat humping a dog!
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day

by kumguzzlr123456 November 22, 2023

Painting

It’s used to bring your ideas to real life

A way to connect your thoughts with your love life . You can paint your bridesmaid dresses but have to draw outline

But your painting ideas will flourish when new ideas come to kind

Painting is where you embrace the innovation and productivity of life

It’s a hidden driving gem

by Happy Christian November 23, 2023