Ninja Google

When you look something up at work but the rules on using the net during working hours are a little vague...ok, you’re not supposed to use it but you really need to look it up because if you don’t it’ll drive you crazy and distract you from work so really you’re doing it for the greater good...

“What was the name of the receptionist in Ghostbusters?”
“errrr... ninja google it”
“ok, watch the door”

by statsbadass March 9, 2010

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ninja vanish

When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.

Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?

Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.

by mr.ninjavanish February 10, 2010

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ninja bukkake

ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob

bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol

by HeroinBob April 14, 2005

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ninja master

The ultimate level of Ninjitsu, even higher so than the mighty Ninjalo. These crazy motherfuckers possess the maddest skills, and can kill anyone they want, but cannot be killed

My name is Ninjalo. I am a Ninjalo. I have been training in Ninjitsu for over 200 years, it will take me another 543 to become a ninja master

by Ninjalo March 31, 2004

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Ninja energy

Ninja energy flows through all living beings. Few people can master ninja energy, but when they do, it can be used to perform all manner of tasks. This can range from simple tasks such as cleaning windows, to more important tasks such as playing Guitar Hero

Alex: *sees Vikki* Fuck, I want to touch her boobies.
Matt: No way man, she'll go nuts if you do.
Alex: Not if I use my ninja energy to turn invisible. *turns invisible*

by Alex1993 January 3, 2008

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