by wholewheat December 31, 2020
Get the Mustard mug.before banging your girlfriends fish muffin you trim your pubes and ass hair but keep it in your hand as you rip her a new one. as your about to explode grab her head and put her face next to your twig and berries. let that sucker go and get the man-goo above her upper lip in your preferred mustache form (fu-man-chu, handlebar, etc). then as quickly as possible flick her saddle bags to catch her off guard and sprinkle your thicket of pubes on her jizz lip. and wha-la! a norweigan mustache
guy 1: god man my balls itch really bad!
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time
by antoine dodson is gay October 10, 2010
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Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...
Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"
Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"
See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.
Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"
See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.
by Brian Thoryk January 28, 2013
Get the Ironic Mustache mug.by FuCKYou November 12, 2003
Get the Mustard mug.Often incorrectly claimed to be the "original musclecar" (the Pontiac GTO was the first musclecar) the mustang was marketed to be a cute friendly car for secretaries and to this day it still is. Several variations of the mustang were built in order to compete with the Chevrolet Camaro but the mustang could never match the Camaro's performance even with the use of superchargers.
1. Wow, did you just see that Camaro smoke that Mustang.
2. I wish my Mustang was as fast as a Camaro.
2. I wish my Mustang was as fast as a Camaro.
by Jim December 12, 2004
Get the mustang mug.A car that was originally made for the FEMALE secretary so she could have an affordable sports car. So yes, deny it all you want but it's a girl's car. The men that decide to drive these cars like to pull up to other cars (usually what they call"ricers") or any other cars that are obviously slower than them and rev their engines and try to race them. It makes no since why they think they have to race slower cars, but it's probably because they're too scared to race anyone that could beat them.
2 guys in Ford Mustang: "Pull up next to that 4 cylinder Honda Civic (not tricked out or anything) and let's race them!"
**pulls up and the driver of the Honda Civic ends up being a young chick or an elderly woman**
**guys in the Mustang peel out when the light turns green and take off down the road looking stupid**
**pulls up and the driver of the Honda Civic ends up being a young chick or an elderly woman**
**guys in the Mustang peel out when the light turns green and take off down the road looking stupid**
by YeahItsMe July 28, 2013
Get the Ford Mustang mug.While a lot can be said against it, I'll take a Mustang over a Camaro any day. Mostly because a lot more can be said against the Camaro.
by tradesman July 11, 2003
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