selling muffins

A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.
Did you see that girl?

Yeah, shes selling muffins!
by sublimex1 October 29, 2007
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Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.
Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.
by rich dog aka dick April 19, 2011
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muffin club

by mach 10 May 13, 2003
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Throwing Muffins

To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.
Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"
by Andrew Rich December 05, 2006
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space muffin

A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.
That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!
by 10 Gauge April 28, 2010
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The Muffin Game

Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin
Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?
by Max-well December 17, 2009
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Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
by Shock N Awe Special October 23, 2008
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