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The Mom Network

Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?

Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.

Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
mugGet the The Mom Networkmug.

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.
cousin sally: u got a big ahh forehead
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.
by no.luv4zoeyy December 2, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend
bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom
by jl0728 May 31, 2015
mugGet the your mommug.

mom taco

The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".
Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....

Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!
by sassafras28 May 6, 2019
mugGet the mom tacomug.

mom-ist

Someone or something that implements and upholds the system of oppression where moms are consistently and systemically mistreated and denied basic rights.
"David, you are extremely mom-ist. You think that I am trying to control your life and that I am abusive and treat you as an inferior, unthinking being because you are against all MOMS."
by Mom's Rule! September 19, 2009
mugGet the mom-istmug.

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.
Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.
by LeighaJames October 11, 2017
mugGet the asshole mommug.

Aarushi's Mom

Everyone loves Aarushi's Mom
by jokin jokin February 16, 2023
mugGet the Aarushi's Mommug.

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