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Maple Syrup

Alcoholic Urine. Named for its deep amber/orange color, often derived from dehydration and renal failure.
Hey mother fucker!!!!! Next time your alcoholic ass drops some maple syrup, flush the damn toilet!
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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mape

Pronounced "may-pah" it is a verb as in to mape, or mouth rape, or when one individual forceably makes out with another, usually involving the tongue. Sometimes this person is too polite to protest, usually with slimy and unpleasant tasting consequences. This is usually preceded by an incredibly lame pick-up line and followed by interesting dialogues in the girls bathroom.
Beth leaned over the toilet, spitting out Jim's saliva.
"OMFG!" cried Sara, who heard her from the adjoining stall, "did the bastard mape you?"
"Yeah, we were dancing for like a minute cuz i thought it was kinda funny that he looked exactly like the Shermanator, he said I looked like Pamela Anderson, and then next thing I knew he giving me a mouth woopy, smothering my screams of protest!"
"Dayum... did he slip the tongue?"
"Yeah and now I'm literally scarred for life... hes a real tongue biter!"
"Ew..but kinky."
by dimplexcore May 15, 2006
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maple leaf

"So is he the guy that -- how should I put this like a gentleman ? ... Robin, did he take your maple leaf ?"

Marshall in How I met your mother.
by Deyway March 11, 2009
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Maple Leaf Mustache

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"
Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
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Mape

If you consent to mape with Sean Connery, that just counts as regular making-out, not make-out rape.
by IstvanTheHun November 7, 2012
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mapled

Being addicted to the game 'Maple Story', such that you lose touch with the human world. People in the advanced stage of being mapled will deny vehemently that they are not, and start calling people crazy for even suggesting such an inane possiblity.
"Dun do it!! Dun fall into the maple juz like her! She's one of the mapled already. A mapled mapler!!"
by eikaerc May 22, 2005
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