suicide machine

Suicide machine:- A motocross bike of a 2-cycle engine. Named because of their high acceleration rates leading to people getting into trouble in tight areas in which they are unable to avoid obstacles.

Jonesy got wiped out by a tree on his YZ250! He booted it down the straight and couldn't pull it up in time!

by Frank E. July 15, 2004

Ass Crap Machine

The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.

You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever!

by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg May 13, 2005

Ice Cream Machine

The act of pulling down a dick like a soft serve machine handle and having him ejaculate in your mouth like ice cream.

I totally Ice Cream Machined him last night. Wasn't cold though!

by PIAN February 7, 2015

Glass and the Machines of God

A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.

The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.

Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

War Machine

Something that is highly unappealing, disgusting, or deserving of scorn.

Man, don't steal the poor guy's sandwich. That's so war machine.

by RespeckKnuckles October 12, 2009