Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021

Mexican Cupcake

The act of breaking wind into the palm of your hand and then forcefully shoving it into someone's nose.

Chad never saw the Mexican Cupcake Mike gave him coming but he definitely tasted it.

by anonymous May 10, 2021

Mexican Word of the Day

A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.

The format goes:

"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"

"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"

Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver

My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

Mexican Oil Pipe

When you fuck an anus with a chilli in your jap's eye

I gave this bloke the Mexican oil pipe last night and my penis felt like it was on fire.

by Heinous bloke September 24, 2021

mexicanican

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.

Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

mexican minister of defense

a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills

"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"

by odoggy21 January 4, 2022

Mexican Salem Burning Log

The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.

I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.

by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023