Matt Farley

This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.

I don't want a Chad, I need a Matt Farley.
Where's Matt Farley, there's a car waiting for him.

by Buttercup PPG November 1, 2019

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Matt Yamagata

He like cool, he has glasses. He looks like of Thor were Asian, but like endgame Thor, but he’s also and Eagle Scout so add like seal team six skills in. He also like chill and does plant things so, essential backpack guy too.

Boys scouts are dumb, but I fu with Eagle Scouts like matt Yamagata

by CD Smasher March 26, 2020

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Matt’N

A simp. A little bitch named matt who simps for sum pussy.

“ God damn that hoe ass boy is Matt’N hard as fuck.”
“Yeah bro he’s really trying to hard for a little pussy”

by Cap’N Vanta August 6, 2020

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Matt Dorman

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.

Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

by thatguyyoushouldfollow October 29, 2020

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