This brown haired blue eyed beauty is the best man you will ever meet. Matt Farley is great at everything he does, most importantly he gets at working out. Swol. Although he's a beauty, he has troubles getting girls. He plays tennis in his free time and gets hit by cars.
I don't want a Chad, I need a Matt Farley.
Where's Matt Farley, there's a car waiting for him.
by Buttercup PPG November 1, 2019
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