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Larsson lick job

The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.
'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"
by 1982jefe April 23, 2009
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glass-licker

Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.
You can back up now and quit being a glass-licker
by Kimmie Lange November 25, 2007
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butt licker

Backhanded term of endearment for a cat, based on the fact that they spend a lot of time washing and are often seen with one leg in the air, licking their butts.

Could also be used for a dog, though cats are more notorious butt lickers.
When calling your cats for feeding time: "Come and get it, you little butt lickers!"
by advs December 14, 2008
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courtesy lick

When one finds oneself in a situation "south of the border" with a lady....and the "situation" is not a place you care to be. In other words, things are bad (ie. smell, presence of discharge, discolouration, etc.) - very bad. In such a case a "courtesy" lick is given to the area in question followed by a similar lick of the thumb and subsequent manual stimulation of the clitoris (w/ said thumb).
I started to go down on this chick and she was super hot." "However, the state of her genital region required the use of a courtesy lick.
by Lyle B. Berguson September 6, 2010
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lick

1. To put your tounge on someone or something.
2. To beat someone up
1. Don't lick that, you don't know where it's been!
2. I'll give you a lickin' after school!
by where am i? February 14, 2005
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lick a dick

As my favorite insult, it means shut up and go give sum one head you ho
by TooF PiC August 1, 2004
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Hit A Lick

You stoLe Somthing, or Got A gooD DeaL.
5 Finga DiscouNt.
by 95kirina95 March 28, 2009
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