light scrounging tard

A light scrounging tard is the name given to a chav who goes out and buys cigarettes and yet has no idea you have to light them until they leave the shop and open the packet. They then proceed to ask random members of the public, mainly people they don't like (mostly greebo kids) for a light.

Chav: Yo man, you got a light?
Member of Public: What? You light scrounging tard, you spent about a fiver on a packet of cigarettes and yet didn't spend the 10p needed for a box of matches? Fuck Off!

by Tommy The Beer Drinker May 2, 2006

lightcap

a huge pimp who usually gets the cuddy on the down low or the reg

look at that lightcap, he always gets the pussy

by jamk June 15, 2007

lighter'd knot

A knot taken from a pine tree used as kindling for a fire. The best ones come from old pine trees that have been struck by lightning or cut down and allowed to dry out.

Skeeter, git me a lighter'd knot to start this fire.

That hogbear is chunking lighter'd knots.

by Ms31771 August 28, 2009

brown-light special

When in foreplay, a man may tittyfuck a female backward, with his posterior upon the front of her head. She then performs anulingus on him while he tittayfucks her hard.

I was messing around with this chick, and I got the BROWN-LIGHT SPECIAL!

by Jim Carter April 15, 2004

strobe lighting

When a man wraps a glow in the dark condom around his penis and has sex with his female partner. While going in and out at a fast rate, the glow of the condom creates an appearance of a strobe light.

Last night me and regina were strobe lighting.

by Purdue is awesome March 6, 2009

naked light

A bare light bulb.

There was only one naked light dangling in the basement.

by Hatcher G. March 10, 2011

Strobe light sex

going at it so hard you keep activating the Clapper

Last night we had strobe light sex.

by Miriam69 April 18, 2012