Kiss the Concrete

The act of recieving road rash after sliding across concrete, asphault, or gravel at speeds. Typicaly used when referring to wrecking a motorized open vehicle i.e. dirtbike, motorcycle, atv, etc.

Person- So i heard John decided to kiss the concrete three days after he bought his crotch rocket, that blows.

by whocares005 July 7, 2009

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022

Nebraska Kiss

When you give someone a wet kiss while also shoving a corn cob up their ass.

John gave Jane a super wet Nebraska kiss on the cornfield at sunset.

by BuyonKing March 21, 2022

German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.

Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020

Forbidden kiss

When two people perform the act of spreading their butt cheeks to allow their anuses to touch.

Me and my girl last night tried the forbidden kiss and our butthole hair got tangled together.

by Derby_Daddy March 15, 2023

Stink Kiss

When all you can smell is your top lip, because that Nana that never brushes her teeth has just landed you a big wet one on the lips and your top lip smells like the sewer.

Often takes place at a family gathering, hui, marae or reunion.

No matter how many times you wipe that lip it still stinks beyond repair.

What's that smell?? Who shit their pants?? Oh wait it's my top lip from that "stink kiss" from nana.

Nana brush your teeth now I smell like ass

That girl was pashing me now all I can smell is her bad breath.

by Heartyfarty July 8, 2014

kiss land

One of the best albums from Abel Tesfaye (aka The Weeknd)

Track list:
1. Professional
2. The Town
3. Adaptation
4. Love In The Sky
5. Belong To The World
6. Live For
7. Wanderlust
8. Kiss Land
9. Pretty
10. Tears In The Rain
11. Wanderlust

12. Odd Look

Kiss Land is one of my favorite albums!

by Bleach Drinker July 6, 2017