Chaniya Jones

Smart hoe

Chaniya Jones aced the test

by Prince Darling April 20, 2022

Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.

woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones

by hunky hendo May 23, 2022

Davy Jones Locker Knocker

Having sex on a boat a plane is mile high club, Davy Jones locker knocker is for boats

Yeah they’re a thing now, my buddy gave her the Davy Jones locker knocker.

by Tartarus May 23, 2022

Jaden Jones

The best, most athletic, handsome, strongest, fastest, Wyoming Area Football player ever.

“Have you heard of Jaden Jones?”

“Who hasn’t hear of him.”

by Jaden Jones 60 June 11, 2022

Roger Jones

The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.

Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.

by William.J.A July 3, 2022

Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.

Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”

by Common_sensual November 4, 2022

Chuck Jones

Quite possibly the best animator in history. Best known for his work on Looney Tunes. He made characters like Elmer Fudd, Pepe Le Pew, Roadrunner and Coyote and Marvin the Martian. He was clearly the Walt Disney of Warner Bros. Cartoons.

Daffy Duck: Wabbit Season!
Bugs Bunny Duck Season!
Me: Chuck Jones has gotta be the greatest director in animation history.

by OhNo S. November 10, 2022