jizz jiggler

Someone who plays with semen that looks more like toothpaste.

Boys. Ahem: We all know you are jizz jigglers sometimes in that rest room. I go to the other one.

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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.

Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!

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Cumming inside a girls pussy and praying she doesn't get knocked up

I pull a Jizz N' Pray with Stephanie last night, I hope she doesn't get pregnant from it.

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When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

Jizz Brain by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

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When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person

Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"

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Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

Jizz Money by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

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a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

jizz carpet by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

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