J-Ring

The end, away from your mouth, on a Jimmy Johns sandwich.

All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.

by voris December 11, 2009

j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through

Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hours

by r3in March 14, 2008

Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022

J-Star

J-Star is the term used to describe somebody with a great knowledge of martial arts. It generally refers to somebody from asia/middle-east.

I bet Ghandi was a secret J-Star...

by wesleyfolyffe October 31, 2010

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

J Language

A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.

Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou

by yee yee sis’s sis November 9, 2019