bush hooker

A lesbian prostitute

Tina's mom is definitely a bush hooker...just look at her clothes!

by conjarkmomo August 14, 2011

Cheap-o-hooker

a hooker who is so ugly that everyone jokes about how cheap she must be (also can be used on a non-hooker)

Yo look at that Cheap-o-hooker
Hey man you got 99¢ im gonna have sex and still have enough to buy a taco

by Catrina teat April 15, 2010

my tiny stinky hooker butthole

my tiny stinky hooker butthole wants a dick inside it

Oh yeah give it to me in my tiny stinky hooker butthole

by banana coochie January 9, 2022

ditzy hooker

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!

o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!

by emily July 6, 2004

hooker

most likely- you or your girlfriend

damnit he called me a hooker

or

that bitch is a hooker she fucked my best friend

by hotter than u December 18, 2004

pirate hooker

Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends

Me:Hey
Pirate hooker:ARRRR
ME:you must be a pirate hooker

by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007

Hooner

A whore. Also, a women who failed as a whore.

Hooner, pass the ketchup.

by Dudesir October 28, 2008