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hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
by gimme the money July 26, 2016
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first day hangover

The feeling of exhaustion and inability to think after the first day of school. It affects students from elementary school, high school, and college.
Jim: Hey Timmy, you wanna go see a movie with the girls tonight?
Timmy: Nah man, I gotta go home and take a nap and get rid of this first day hangover!
by DJMattDaCoolCat August 19, 2011
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Hong-Long

After you have a quick session of anal sex with either a female or male, prefferably with female, and when you take out your whang from her butthole, you have a hard casing of poop on your dick
"I fucking just knocked my girlfriend up the ass, but when I took it out i had a fucking 'Hong-Long'"
by Bill Kenny May 28, 2004
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hognogg

That thick gooey slime between a fat girl's thighs after she sweats.
Ellen was so drunk, she went down sloppily on that fat ho Gerta and caught a face full of hognogg.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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hangover

Noun,
1. The extremely shitty feeling and accompanying symptoms that follow alcohol consumption. In most cases, it is caused by a build-up of formaldehyde in the blood stream as a result of the metabolism of methanol.
2. A practical example that the gods have smiting powers and are willing to exercise them upon all those who wish to have fun.
3. Nature's way of telling you you're still alive...and how that is incongrous with its intents.
1. Shot number 7 gave me a hangover. I will never drink again.
2. Why, God, why?
3. Your body is still functioning. That won't do at all...
by Why does the world hate me? August 6, 2011
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Hong Kong Chong

A phenomenon which occurs when smoking weed, or chonging.

1. When said individual has consumed enough marijuana that their eyes have shrivelled into slits, they are said to be 'hong kong chonging'.

2. A name given to an individual who regularly experiences this phenomenon

Derived from the similar appearance of slitty weed eyes to those of east asians
1.

John - 'yo, look at Jim his eyes have got so small'
Mike - 'Yeah man, he's Hong Kong Chonging!'

2.
Jim - 'Hey man let's smoke some weed then watch a movie'
John - 'Yeah whatever, you are gonna be able to see the movie after you become Hong Kong Chong!'
by LADIATOR October 13, 2012
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honggan ni nabei

when your friend is really sibei guailan and saying HGB will not justify your anger, you then say "honggan ni nabei"
eh dont kao peh all eh, siao wei, i already say dont bastard the indian boy dont honggan ni nabei
by hgbijuy June 5, 2021
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