Disgusting goblin freak

You sure you don't feel like a disgusting goblin freak? Because.... You are that. Hopefully you die soon.

Hey, disgusting goblin freak, you want to do me a favor and kill the whore and the retard and your kids and yourself. Because if you don't I'm going to have to and, let's face it, mine is the only life involved that is worth anything.... You would be doing everyone else a favor by doing it and the end result is almost the same either way.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Crotch Goblin

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer

A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts

Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"

by KristianPlayzGamez November 21, 2021

Goblin King

The Unholy Terror of the PVP Forum's Working Class.

Watch it or Goblin King will Post his Slash Fic in your thread!

by The Adventurer January 18, 2004

Bush Goblin

A goblin who jumps out of the bushes and mugs you at night. He may try to get some pussy while hes at it.

"I was walking home, and a bush goblin jumped out and took my shit. He may have raped me a little. I guess I was asking for it."

by Abbottbeast March 20, 2010

Goblin

When a person who went out looking good has drank way to much and is now looking like a mess

Shaylee - Kaylan do u see Nikkis Face
Kayaln- OMG Nikki you look like a Goblin

by Nikki m l March 10, 2010

water-goblin

a coward that drinks water excessively to compensate for their lifelessness; also a snitch that confines theirself away from society for obvious reasons.

that guy: what's poppin off with yur bitch ass?
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.

by A- Killa Thrilla September 7, 2007