Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

gooncrust

when your goon is encrusted in goon so that you have to break it in with a power drill to get to your crystalized dihhh

“the gooncrust had consumed it after a year of gooning..”

by gooncrust October 10, 2025

Goonbeta Sharma

A term for an south-indian who sits at the bottom of the caste system. Usually is a bitch and cant pull any girls. Registered sex offender and claims to get rich but doesnt ever do shit. NOT a citizen of the United States.

"see that new guy Yash over there, he's a Goonbeta Sharma" Sarah exclaims with disgust.

by Biomz October 17, 2025

Goonag

Where someone has been gooning so much, they get sentenced to the goonag. Like gulag but for goons

You mr gooner, are being sentenced to 5 nights in the goonag

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.

Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)

by Woowooy November 6, 2025