german tank

rhyming slang for "wank"

he's having a german tank (wank)

by discokelly February 8, 2010

Germany

The greatest country ever

Friends: America is the best

You: No fuck u Germany is the best

by Swaglettuce October 11, 2019

German Handshake

A German Handshake is when you're doing anal and you stick your hand so deep into her uterus you jerk yourself off through the membrane.

"I got german handshaked last night. it hurt like hell."

by fridagutentag May 6, 2009

Austro-Germany

Small island-nation in the South Pacific. Close ties with Australia. Former colony of Germany. Landlocked since 1928. Language: English with German accent. Famous for surfing, neejees, amazing dancing abilty.

A: Have you ever been to Austro-Germany?
B: Of course, haven't you seen me shitty-wank?

by Josef McBrez August 13, 2006

germany paper

a band where no one knows how to play any insrtuments. the best band ever

Bob:did u hear germany paper play last night? they rocked!
Joe:dude, wat are u talkin about? germany papers just a bunch of hot chicks who cant play!

by hannah May 28, 2004

german wage

A big and hairy vagina
A vagina that needs some aesthetic work

Jane: OMG I need to wax my german wage.

by Cakester November 6, 2007

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010