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Thicc French

A nickname for a man with the first name Nick and the last name French. The nickname can be used for anyone with a first name rhyming with Thick or Nick.
Hey did you see Thicc French over there?
by Thicccccccc February 15, 2017
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French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.
Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.
by Farterista December 27, 2007
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french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.
"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."
by Pebacon December 28, 2013
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French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson
My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock
by chorizogordo July 14, 2022
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french twins

Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.
“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.
by SnakesOnPlane March 8, 2018
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french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.
Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.
by Drs55555 January 30, 2016
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french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.
I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys
by KyleKarl December 6, 2013
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