French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

French Shit

Smoking A Cigarette And Taking A Shit At The Same Time

Best Feeling Ever, Is When One Takes A French Shit.

by RealOBoi December 19, 2017

French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.

Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.

by Farterista December 27, 2007

French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson

My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock

by chorizogordo July 14, 2022

french twins

Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.

“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.

by SnakesOnPlane March 8, 2018

french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.

Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.

by Drs55555 January 30, 2016

french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

by KyleKarl December 6, 2013