Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 17, 2013

Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.

Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

by gravedog February 2, 2010

National Failed Abortion Day

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!

"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

by afailedabortion November 1, 2021

fail a test

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"

person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa

by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009

Slo-Mo Fail Roar

The sound made when the victim of a fail is slowed down to the point where the cry of horrific pain is changed into a gut bustingly funny roar and then posted on youtube.

The fat kids Slo-Mo Fail Roar when both his arms snapped like twigs made that video worth watching!! Although the bones sticking out through his skin made me throw up.

by A.Z.A.S Forever! January 12, 2009