fart in a trance

Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Guy 1: You never listen to me properly.

Guy 2: ...

Guy 1: You're like a fart in a trance.

by Evezz January 21, 2009

dick fart

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

doodoo fart nigga sex

When two people fart during sex, preferably loud and a long, wet fart.

Jimmbo: Yo, how was she?
Tyrone: Good, we did doodoo fart nigga sex.
Jimmbo: Really?
Tyrone: Yeah, we doodoo fart nigga sex'd.

by Crabics February 12, 2021

Girl fart

A very rancid and lingering smell from a female who ate something she shouldn't have.

Emily sat at the dinner table eating macaroni and cheese with some french fries. Her slave came over and put his mouth up to her ass as she let out a reeking girl fart on his face. Her slave pulled down Emily's pants as he laid down on the floor, waiting for Emily to sit on him with full force and let out another one. Emily pushed a bit too hard and left him with a cleveland steamer.

by iwantsomebooty July 12, 2018

Farty Marty

Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.

Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.

by Mick Russom August 7, 2009

Pre-Poop Fart

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".

(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."

by Zanghai November 14, 2007

rolling fart

Rolling Fart, noun, a long, loud, drawn out fart that often gets away from the farter.

I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!

by Kowulz December 15, 2007